While I was waiting in line for Anthony’s autograph, the kid at the front was wearing a backpack his mom had made with a set of huge falcon wings attached. Mackie was making his normal autograph-signing chitchat, when suddenly the mom lifted the wings open to their full span and he COMPLETELY FLIPPED. Sebastian, at the adjacent table, looked over after he heard Anthony shouted and yelled “HE MAKES A BETTER FALCON THAN YOU! THE WINTER SOLDIER MIGHT FINALLY MEET HIS MATCH!”
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.